Biden Creates OnlyFans Account To Share Exclusive Ice Cream Eating Pics With Journalists WASHINGTON, D.C.—White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced today that President Biden has created an account on OnlyFans* to share sensual photos and videos of himself eating ice cream with his admirers in the mainstream media. The post […]
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Jan 6th Commission Canceled After Everyone Agrees Trump Won Election Fair And Square WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has voted down a proposed commission to look into the events of January 6th after everyone realized that Trump actually won the election fair and square in 2020. The post Jan 6th Commission Canceled After […]
‘At Least Our Military Was Inclusive,’ Says Conquered American Working In Chinese Prison Camp In Year 2025 SAN DIEGO, CHINA—Conquered Americans laboring away among other undesirables in a Chinese prison camp remember fondly how the American military, when it was still around, was a fully inclusive institution. The post ‘At Least […]
McDonald’s Drive Thru Backs Up For Miles As Dr. Fauci Keeps Changing His Mind WASHINGTON, D.C.—A beltway McDonald’s caused a major traffic jam yesterday, as the drive-thru backed up for miles while Dr. Fauci spent several hours trying to decide the right order. The post McDonald’s Drive Thru Backs Up […]
Shohei Ohtani Plows Through Catcher After Forgetting To Let Go Of 100 MPH Fastball Read more… Published at Fri, 28 May 2021 21:13:59 +0000
The Most Jaw-Dropping Quotes From The ‘Friends’ Reunion “I’m not saying another fucking word until I see that $5 million check.” Read more… Published at Fri, 28 May 2021 21:13:58 +0000
Liberals hold emergency session to teach MPs what cameras do OTTAWA- After MP William Amos was caught with his pants down again in a public Zoom session, The Liberal Party has called an emergency session to show their caucus how cameras actually work as they clearly do not understand that […]
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THE DOOMED & STONED SHOW ~Season 7, Episode… THE DOOMED & STONED SHOW ~Season 7, Episode 11~ There’s been a lot of buzz this week about something called THE DOOMIES. We’ll tell you all about the forthcoming Doomed & Stoned Awards, how it became a thing, and when it’s goin’ […]
Hot Breath Deliver Fiery Hard Rock on High-Octane Debut ~Doomed & Stoned Debuts~ Review by Willem Verhappen Cover Art by Anders Muammar When it comes to Swedish heavy music, most people think of its distinctive style of death metal, but the Scandinavian country’s hard rock scene is not to be […]
Video Premiere: Kosmodemonic – “Moirai” Kosmodemonic comes to us from Brooklyn with their latest jam, “Moirai,” a testament to black metal and doom alchemy. The band professes devotion to bands like Craft, Triptykon, YOB and Voivod, and that certainly becomes clear when listening to the song. It’s a meaty slab […]
Old Horn Tooth Unleash Sonic Visual Explosion in “True Death” ~Doomed & Stoned Debuts~ Review by Tom Hanno London doom metal firm OLD HORN TOOTH have a new track coming out on April 9th, a massive 20-minute doomer that is a display of the evolution of this killer band; hinting […]
Announcing The Inaugural DOOMED & STONED AWARDS! The rumors are true… …on April 20th, THE DOOMIES are coming! WHAT IT IS Doomed & Stoned and Blasko are stoked as hell to announce the first annual DOOMED & STONED AWARDS (aka The Doomies) – […]
Body Void – Bury Me Beneath This Rotting Earth Body Void have all-but settled in as one of extreme music’s elite with their benchmark-setting heaviness, unloading a similar combination of formidable tone, power, and structure as genre heavyweights Primitive Man and Loss. Of course the sludge/doom format lends itself well […]
Doomsday // April 2021 Hail to you all, Heaviest of Bloggers! I hope spring has sprung for most of you. I live in Denver, CO where we don’t technically have spring so much as a single nice sunny day in the mid 60s followed by wet snowstorms that drop the […]
Desert Rocker Zac Crye Goes Solo, Drops Debut EP ~Doomed & Stoned Debuts~ With Billy Goate Album Art by Joshua Mathus Seems like every month or so something new and daring is coming out of Hoozdo Hahoodzo, as the Navajos know Arizona. The Southwestern United States, after all, gave birth […]
The Doomies Preview Show! This week on Doomed & Stoned Choice Cuts we go inside the first annual Doomed & Stoned Awards (aka the Doomies), with an emphasis on both the Best Song and Best Cover Song nominations. See the complete list for all 8 award categories in The Official […]
PHOTOSHOOTS & YOU ~Bacon’s Blog~ The Advice Column For Bands Photograph by Randy J Byrd So one of the things that I think people need to be spending more time on is their band photos. This is such a crucial component for bands and people often don’t really invest the […]
The Exploited (UK) – Beat the Bastards FULL ALBUM 1996 1M views… HOLY SH!T!!! Beat the bastards, beat ’em now!!! 🙂 I do not own this. All rights belongs to their respective owners. Beat the Bastards is an album by the Scottish punk-rock band The Exploited, released in 1996 through […]
NOFX – Punk in Drublic [ FULL ALBUM ] NOFX – Punk in Drublic ( 1994 Epitaph ) TRACK LISTING: Linoleum 00:00 Leave It Alone 02:09 Dig 04:14 The Cause 06:30 Don’t Call Me White 08:08 My Heart Is Yearning 10:41 Perfect Government 13:05 The Brews 15:11 The Quass 17:52 […]